Did Prometheus Give Us Humans a Free Download?…Fiction

We know what Prometheus did, steal from the gods. But when Steve Jobs and Windows become the “gods” of computers, where is Prometheus when we need him? Free downloads of Windows 7 could save a lot of money, but it’s all in the iCloud right now (I’m in the future, just so’s ya know). You can get Windows 8, 9, and Doors 7 (sounds melodic). I’ll say hey to Steve, if he’s not busy. No disrespect to the deceased, it’s needed for the story. You are free to download this article, if you like. My reference to the iCloud is supposed to make you think the stereotypical version of the heavens, clouds and angels and things like that. Up here, though, Windows doesn’t blue screen. If it did, we could download another copy.