The end of the world will because there will be no more fun stuff to eat, like girl scout cookies. My calendar only has pages for 1 month at a time, so I will never reach the end of 2012, hence the end will never make it. Presidents Day 2012 is the actual start of the end of days. There will be the largest wedding of 2012 planned, it will not be hosted by a Mormon, in case you election-day people are worried. It has already been planned out; don’t you know how the government works?
All the girls on next new year’s calendar will be wearing a tattoo of a spacecraft with alien language. These usually go on sale in October, so mark your calendar once Presidents Day 2012 arrives. Girl scout cookies will also add a new flavor, something along the soylent green variety. Then, you can exclaim “it’s made of girls”. Maybe, the color will be similar to the girl scout cookies box, which is similar to the girls uniforms. Hmm. Time to go, my wedding to High Princess Alien Girl awaits.