Apartments For Rent: How an Army Does It. . . Fiction

Have a large group coming into town, and need apartments to house everybody for an indeterminent period of time? Don’t want your invasion to be quartered in other people’s homes? You are an conscientious dictator, and don’t want to aggravate your peons? Go to Zillow and look for apartments for rent; problem solved! Apartments are usually owned by corporations, and since you are nationalizing everything, you don’t harm those who own their homes and farms, and you also save on the rent! Tramping through vacation areas, such as Davos? Check Massanutten listings, they have apartments for rent (they are homes, but in reality they are all attached, like apartments). Instant R&R for your troop. Stay in the pool, rent-free!

Your little-known province doesn’t participate at Davos? Nothing to worry about, because as you lay claim to the homes and apartments you come by, you are creating wealth. How? By removing places to rent, and thus having more marketshare, you lessen the supply, and demand prices for rent go up. Are you against kapitalism and all it’s evils? Well, you must still function with the rest of the world, and whether it is homes or apartments for rent, you still need to supply goods and services to your masses. How will you do it? Rent your country to the dictator next door! Careful, you may be the next one to rent the palace pool house, though…

10 thoughts on “Apartments For Rent: How an Army Does It. . . Fiction

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