DHS Keywords are Shawn William Byrd ‘s Favorite!

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So, here is something Shawn William Byrd is presenting that sticks in the craw of many – keywords. Namely, those being scanned by the government and especially the DHS. Found a list somewhere, and here are a few of them.

Domestic Security

Assassination
Attack
Domestic security
Drill
Exercise
Cops
Law enforcement
Authorities
Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
National preparedness
Mitigation
Prevention
Response
Recovery
Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Emergency management
Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security
Maritime domain awareness(MDA)
National preparedness
initiative
Militia
Shooting
Shots fired
Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive)
PoliceDisaster medical assistanceteam (DMAT)
Organized crime
Gangs
National security
State of emergency
Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff SWAT
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat)
Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing
Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility

This is only one section, of course. Why would I publish this? Why not. Free speech and all that, right?

Should I worry about what happens? No, because I am probably already on the radar, with my family and whatnot.


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Word is That Shawn William Byrd is Fixing the Google+ Button, ’cause they changed!

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Something happened when Google changed their “+” button, notes Shawn William Byrd. AddThis does not have it anymore (at least not easily). So, here is the Google code for it, and hopefully it works.


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When in Boston Bombing, Shawn William Byrd doesn’t Know Why…Fiction

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Holy hand grenades, Batman! As noted by Shawn William Byrd, there was a bombing here in the U.S., just like any other country in the world. There are those who don’t know what the hell is going on, but we do. It’s an invasion…of the invading invaders!

No, I am not going to make light of the deaths/injuries of the honorable victims. I will also not joke about the severity of the purpose of this [bombing and terror] operation. I just won’t be saying who I think may be involved. That’s all, nothing else.

Invading invaders invade a town. A big town, full of people. Rambling on like Led Zeppelin, the story keeps going, but it ultimately leads to a secret base. A secret so secret that it isn’t even know to it’s creator! How? By not only working on the secret in pieces, it was also fashioned by multiple parties (drunken orgies, more like), so as not to reveal the actual purpose of the secretive secret that secretes secrecy.

Jeez louise, this was a lame post.

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Get Your Ducks In A Row…by Shawn William Byrd – Fiction

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Did you know that Shawn William Byrd found out what the term “ducks in a row” means? It goes a little like this:

Shawn William Byrd ducks small a picture of three plastic ducks

Bakers would have to get there ingredients, and especially the yeast, ready for the days’ baking. Their method for setting up their workspace was such that all things aligned at the edge of the table, so it would be easy for them to place the various ingredients in the mixer.

Once they finished mixing the dough, and after the final rise, but just before they placed the pans in the oven, is when the magic happened. The way they let people know that the bread would be ready to eat was to place their pet ducks in the windows of the shop. Each baker was required (by order of the King), to have three ducks on premises at all times.

Now, the ducks did not like the smell of the yeasty bread, so they would huddle together in the window, and since it was a narrow sill, they would look as if they were “in a row”. Shawn Byrd believes this, and so should you!

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The White House State of Union by Shawn William Byrd…Fiction

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So, if the State of the Union address by President Obama is disappointing, what should we do, writes Shawn William Byrd?

I don’t know, but some people are inclined to think it the end of the world. Did you know it has been the end of the world for every generation since the dawn of time? Really. There is always something going on that ends the lives and livelihood of others. Unfortunately, that is a true statement. However, what causes the end constantly changes over time.

Thyme is interesting in that it makes food taste good. If you are a chef or involved in the food-service industry, then you know about what I write.

This is an idiotic post, something forced and unnatural. Like the undead, or some of these gawd-awful movie stars who can’t keep there opinions to themselves. They probably want to say crass or uplifting statements about Obama, but what does that lip service actually represent? Hot air, most likely. Action movies are pretty neat, though.

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When Will The Shooting Stop…by Shawn William Byrd…Fiction

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Of the many things in the news, Shawn Byrd has noticed the Second Amendment fights, the gun debate, and all the tin foil hat stuff. There is the Adam Lanza thing, which nobody seems to be able to get their head around. What if, and I’m just going out on a limb, but what if this world was just like The Matrix? It would then all make sense, right.

Imagine, nobody is really hurt or dead, because it is a simulation in our brain. There is no disease or famine, no pain or suffering. Even the bullets are simply the simulated nerve signals, and our brain believes them to be real. It was an intriguing movie, and if true, all the questions of life would be answered.

However, Shawn thinks that we would now have to explain the reality before the simulation. So maybe this is the pre-simulation part of the story, and all this pain and fighting is real.

Hmm.

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North Korea has some issues, notes Shawn William Byrd…Fiction

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I hear that North Korea, the DPRK, has some interesting nuclear news, Shawn Byrd has discovered. They are attempting to target the United States with nuclear weapons. Really, they have a rocket and everything!

Bomb strain posted by Shawn Byrd

How much credence should be given to this? Not much, but baby steps can take a person far. Of course, a rocket doesn’t step, it launches into the air, but it doesn’t fly, either. Through constant thrust, it travels. Ooh, baby, thrust! Digression…

Let’s see what the world would be like with a rocket attack on the U.S. It will be an either-or outcome. The United States has become kinda crappy with it’s response to attacks, especially with the Obama Administration. He is not a stand-up kind of President. He is, however, a street-minded politician who would doubly stab you in the back, or sucker punch you. The U.S. would probably whine and cry, because they would not try to wipe off the map an aggressor. Unless a nuclear bomb hit a major city like L.A., or Seattle. Then, maybe, there would be an issue.

One bomb, one strike, one win. The DPRK would now take over the U.S., because nobody wants to use nuclear weapons, right? I’d use them if it would save buttloads of lives. Ending a war quickly and efficiently makes sense, but some like to draw it out. So, DPRK wins, and we have food stalls all over the place, no weapons allowed, and we must bow to our great leader. Sci fi people would go ape, because all the propaganda posters and whatnot would be just like the movies. Get an “in” with the new government, and live the life of luxury.

Then, the world is the only thing left between this daydream and reality.

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Lasagne recipe by Shawn Byrd

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Here is my recipe for homemade lasagne. I hope you like it.

Ingredients (for a square pan):

(6) Lasagne noodles (each becomes 1-1/2x the pan length)

(24) ounces sauce *see end of article

(12) ounces cottage cheese, small curd

(16) ounces mozzarella cheese, lowfat

Basil and Oregano

Shawn Byrd Lasagne ingredients

Take note that the ingredients (except for the noodles) are give-and-take. I just do this by eye. It fits in the pan well, but if you make it too tall, it simmers over the edge and takes extra time to cook.

First, boil your noodles. Make them al dente. This way they help absorb some of the liquid that is generated during cooking the prepared lasagne. There are oven-ready noodles, but not sure how those would turn out. Depending on the wetness of the sauce, they could be good.

Second, mash the cottage cheese with a small fork (or whatever you want), to give it a creamy consistency. It will actually look a lot like ricotta. Add basil and oregano. It doesn’t show well in the picture above, but probably use a couple teaspoonfuls of each.

Now, spread a little sauce on the bottom of the pan, like below. No need to spray it.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne

Next, lay down some noodles for your first layer.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne noodles

Then, put a bit of the cottage cheese mixture on the noodles.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne cottage cheese

Next, lather some sauce on top.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne sauce

After that, sprinkle some cheese. It will melt down, so you don’t worry too much about the height. If you like the look of cheese for the top (so that it would be completely covered, brown & melty), just go somewhat light during the first 2 layers.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne cheese layer

Ok, so do this above step for a total of 3 layers. The top cheese should look nice; cover the sauce at the corners if you can. The edges make the whole thing look finished, once cooked.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne top cheese

Lastly, tent it with foil (so the cheese doesn’t stick to the top). Spray the foil if you like.

Shawn Byrd Lasagne foiled

Bake at 350 degrees for about an hour. Remove the foil, and hit it for another 10 minutes or so. You can CAREFULLY use the top broiler on low if you so choose. Please don’t burn the cheese! That’s almost a sin!

And, this is what it looks like: OOPS! I ate it, so I don’t have a picture. It was good, trust me. I’ve tried twice to get a cooked picture, but I always forget :)

*The sauce is homemade, a bit thicker than the watery store stuff. And more flavorful.I could put the recipe up, but I don’t know, it’s awfully good…

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Shawn William Byrd Finds This Funny

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So, you are trying to set your spam on my blog, huh?

How about, I delete the majority of the crap, remove your smarmy website link, and then:

Replace it with my own!

That’s right, look for http://www.shawn-william-byrd.com all over the place.

Just for the name shout-out. Shawn Byrd, that’s right. Go to my About Me page here on this site.

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Shawn William Byrd likes Facebook and Youtube

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Facebook and Youtube are phenomenal pieces of work. Shawn Byrd likes to use them for both surfing and information gathering purposes. If they are to be used to the benefit of the casual surfer, then using the search bar and clicking on similar links is all that is needed.

But, what if you have a business, and you need more exposure or additional resources? Both FB and YT can help you. Shawn William Byrd likes to embed videos from YT (this saves on your server space), and FB allows sharing to multiple audiences. You can also add buttons and metrics across websites to track and customize your client experience.

Helpful hints can be in video format, and Facebook is a ready-to-go forum for discussion.

Use it!

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